A Few Emo Jokes...

Anyone who has been dedicated to the emo lifestyle for any period of time knows that sometimes it can be hard being emo. Occasionally thoughtless, heartless jocks and preppies think it is funny to direct jokes toward beautiful emo people. Here are a few of the emo jokes I’ve heard recently:

Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three. One emo kid to screw in the light bulb; and two emo kids to write a song about how much they miss the old light bulb.


Q: What do emo kids use as birth control?

A: Their personalities.


Q: How does an emo kid paint his ceiling black?

A: He dyes his hair and starts jumping on the bed.


Q: What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

A: Emo grass cuts itself.




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