Don't Sweat the Emo Jokes

It can be hard being different. It's like having a target on your head and people go out of their way to make you uncomfortable. So when you hear those mean emo jokes, do not let it get you down. Sometimes people are trying to just have some fun.

If you are getting bullied for being an emo kid, don't let it go. You shouldn't let people walk all over you. Saying harsh words are fighting words. If you can't take them, get them in trouble. Or if you are creative, find someway to make them seem like a jerk in front of the person he or she likes. Whatever your problem is, do something about it.
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A Few Emo Jokes...

Anyone who has been dedicated to the emo lifestyle for any period of time knows that sometimes it can be hard being emo. Occasionally thoughtless, heartless jocks and preppies think it is funny to direct jokes toward beautiful emo people. Here are a few of the emo jokes I’ve heard recently:

Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three. One emo kid to screw in the light bulb; and two emo kids to write a song about how much they miss the old light bulb.


Q: What do emo kids use as birth control?

A: Their personalities.


Q: How does an emo kid paint his ceiling black?

A: He dyes his hair and starts jumping on the bed.


Q: What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

A: Emo grass cuts itself.




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